It's Basically Mac-N-Cheese That Makes You Skinny

I am not living in a dream world. Ok, maybe most of the time -- but thankfully, this is REAL. That title was not click-bait . . . I meant it. 

I made this delicious cauliflower dish and it tastes like macaroni and cheese. I'm obsessed and eat it for like, breakfast, lunch and dinner now.

"Skinny" for me means healthy. I changed the meaning and added some real depth. I'm not a low calorie eater really. I eat light when I eat "heavier" more savory meals because I like to feel light. I eat meals packed with nutrition to make every bite count. I don't eat for the sake of eating. I eat because I enjoy it and I need to have major energy to live the life I live. I need focus and stability and I make sure my food gives me that. You can bet if I eat a cheeseburger (I mean the real deal, greasy, cheesy, and a BUN) I will need a nap asap. My body responds to that and so does yours. If you're not a healthy eater, per se, this feeling doesn't really get triggered in that way. And that's ok, because you're more conditioned. BUT think of the energy you could tap into if you pack your foods with nutrients!!

My goal for every recipe I share here is to do just that. Make it as nutritious as possible so that what you're eating is working for you. NOT against you. And I obviously try to make it as healthy as possible. 


On our continent we eat between 15.5 and 19.8 pounds of pasta per person, per year (according to the National Pasta Association). That's a lot. And there is nothing wrong with that. Pasta is HOME. Pasta is delicious. There is a time and place for pasta and you should enjoy every last little bite. I LOVE PASTA. And I am not ashamed of that. I eat my fair share of pasta so I'm not here (and never will be here) to tell you NO PASTA. Because that is SILLY. 

But, pasta enjoys my body just as much as I enjoy it. I like to be pretty lean so in order to do that. . . me and pasta, well, we can't see each other every night. I like to stick to a whole grain version once a week for dinner (through the weeknights) for me and my husband. And, on the weekends, I probably have a real pasta dish at some point. That means, the rest of the time, I need a substitute for my favorite food (group?). 

Insert cauliflower and its life changing texture. Keep reading for this delicious veggie edition/spin of the traditional mac-n-cheese we all love. 

 

 

You will need. . .

  • 2 medium heads cauliflower, chopped into 1" pieces (about 10 cups) or TJ’s has already “riced” cauliflower (get a grater here)
  • 1/2 c. sour cream 
  • 2 c. mozzarella (full-fat)
  • 1/2 c. pecorino or parmesan
  • ½ tsp. turmeric
  • ¼ tsp. garlic powder
  • ¼ tsp. pepper
  • 1 c. half & half
  • himalayan salt to taste
  • 3 tsp’s of grass-fed ghee or butter
  • Optional: A handful of cheddar cheese, handful of sautéed spinach or breadcrumbs

What to do. . . 

  1. Steam the cauliflower at least 15 minutes until soft
  2. Drain cauliflower and “squeeze” excess water out by using a cloth or paper towel (just push the cauliflower in)
  3. Mix the cauliflower, cheeses, sour cream, and spices in a large bowl.
  4. Move mixture to large pot and cook on medium heat for 2–25 minutes. Stirring occasionally. Taste throughout and add spices and cheese or half & half if needed. 

Notes: I prefer organic brands (of dairy especially) because they leave out to weird hormones and antibiotics. 

I also LOVE to add other veggies to this dish. 

ALWAYS use full-fat dairy because if it's not full-fat, they've replaced the fat with SUGAR. 

 


I'd love to hear about your experience with this dish! Please try it out and leave a comment below and/or tag @kaleorwhale & #kaleorwhale on Instagram!

 

xoxo

 

 

 

Pours Coconut Oil Over Entire Life

Pours Coconut Oil Over Entire Life

This list will give you a good idea of the most practical ways to use coconut oil. There are so many recipes for soaps, deodorants, (etc) online but coconut oil is actually pretty easy to incorporate into your day when used right out of the jar. 

dropped the ball on vday plans? whether you're single, the man, the woman, or something else. . . this post is for you.

I LOVE Valentine's Day! And I like doing stuff on Valentine's Day, like 80% of women. I also don't wait on my husband to make the plans because well, he's not a mind reader and I'm just way more creative in that space. So whether you're single - loving yourself (or having a girl's night), the man, the woman, something else. . . this post is for you. Keep reading. 

 

Valentine's Day Table

Valentine's Day Table

 

It's February 13 and you forgot to make plans for Valentine's Day? . . . all of the perfect reservations are taken? Whomp. 

 

 

Going out on busy days such as Valentine's Day can be a bit overwhelming and actually, not that romantic. I'm all about easy right now (and all about keeping the romance alive, too). And although you see this beautiful decadent chocolate cake in these pictures, you can bet that was easy too. Sometimes you make plans and they just don't work out. I lost my grocery list on the way to the grocery store and . . . well, decided to wing it and grab some boxed cake. So if you want the decadent cake recipe . . . here it is

So what to do if you don't have ANY plans. . .  you channel your inner cupid and get creative with your living space. All it takes is one inexpensive trip to Trader Joe's for a dozen beautiful long-stem roses (for $12.99), truffle ravioli (that takes 3 minutes to prepare), delicious macarons (frozen aisle, 20 minutes and they're ready to eat), French Rosé and maybe some chocolate cake. Because chocolate cake is sexy.

 

 

Make your woman or man happy with a V-day night in. Light some candles and check out the Vanessa Paradis station on Pandora. Lighting and music can make the most romantic ambience if done right. DO IT RIGHT.

 

 

Spend the afternoon chatting about life and love. Or, break out the fun board games you used to play when you were younger. Or buy some new games at your local "fun" shop. . . why not?

 

 

Last but not least, look your best. Whether you're in your comfy new PJs or dressed up for a night out (in). . . wear your favorite cologne or perfume (or better yet, their favorite perfume or cologne) and make the afternoon about the one you love. 

 

 

Love is meant to be celebrated and date night on the night of LOVE, is the ultimate celebration. 

 

 

Enjoy.

Happy Valentine's Day from Shitty Date Night and Kale Or Whale. L-O-V-E

 



the most nutritious chicken salad recipe ever

 
 

Chicken salad is one of my all time southern favorites. Unfortunately, it is so full of calories that I can only have a little before my stomach is hurting and I’m bloated. Nevertheless, I always order it if it’s on the menu because it’s so delicious. So, I came up with this…

This is my lower calorie version — it just so happens that it’s actually good for you too! The perks of making a big batch of chicken salad is that it stays delicious in the fridge for a few days. This recipe feeds five (or feeds you five times). I LOVE celery and always put extra, but feel free to modify to your liking.

All of my ingredients are sustainable, organic, and as fresh as possible. This is key is retaining the full flavor.

What you will need:

Organic Greek Yogurt (approx 7-10 oz depending on how creamy you like it)

Celery (approx 5 stalks)

Red Grapes (approx 20 – I used white grapes this round because I couldn’t find red)

Turmeric (super nutritious and masks the yogurt tartness) 2 tspsn

Lemon Juice a few heavy squeezes

Lime Juice a few heavy squeezes

Almonds (I used Marcona) approximately 20

Onion Powder to taste

Salt & Pepper to taste

2 Boneless Skinless Chicken Breasts

Avocado Oil (optional)

Organic Chicken Broth (low sodium) enough to boil chicken

 

Boil the chicken in chicken broth for approximately 20 minutes. While boiling – dice your celery, grapes and almonds. When the chicken is completely done (don’t overcook, but PLEASE don’t undercook), spray with avocado oil (optional) and use a fork to shred the chicken into very small pieces.

 

Mix the first nine ingredients together in a large bowl. The amount of any of the seasoning depends on your taste. If you still taste the tartness of the yogurt, add more onion powder and/or turmeric.

 

If the chicken has cooled enough, combine the ingredients in one large bowl. Taste, and adjust ingredients as necessary. For best results, refrigerate for one hour before serving.

 

 

Voila!

 

HOW TO THROW A CHRISTMAS PARTY AT HOME

HOW TO THROW A CHRISTMAS PARTY AT HOME

For those of you who LOVE to entertain, the holidays are the perfect time for it! I absolutely love throwing parties – preferably dinner parties. I love the planning, shopping and cooking. The cleaning part, not so much – but if you live in a big city, you can hire a task rabbit and not worry yourself with playing bartender and clean-up lady.